Icing Sugar Cloud

That "pfft" of icing sugar that covers every surface in your kitchen. It happens to the best of us…


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Lego Cookies

Lego Luke

These Lego cookies were great fun to do and, I think, rather effective.  There are lots of Lego cookies out there and Sugarbelle does two fantastic tutorial which helped me immensely: Lego block cookies and Lego man cookies.  Warning: once you go on Sugarbelle’s website, you may find that 2 hours have passed whilst you’ve been drawn into her sweet adventures.  Not that has ever happened to me.  Oh no.  I am far too productive.

Ahem.

But seriously, you should try making these yourself.  Even if they aren’t perfect, I’m sure they’ll be appreciated.  Or involve the Lego aficionado and make an afternoon of it.

Lego Set

Or even better, get in contact with me and I’ll make them for you!  Nudge nudge, wink wink.  Probably best you don’t pass them off as your own though, as you will undoubtedly get demands for more (“Can you just knock up a few dozen for the school fair? Oh great, thanks, bye!” “…”) and that could get expensive.  Shamelessly self-promoting?  Who said that?!  Get off my blog!  But yes, I am.  Naturally.

 


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Sylvanian Families Biscuits

 

Sylvanian Families PlaqueI never collected Sylvanian Families as a child, although I was vaguely aware of them.  They are actually very cute and I can definitely see their appeal!  When I received an email asking if I could make a batch for a birthday present, I said yes, naturally.  It is my default.  I must say, I am rather pleased with them after spending days (alright, a week… possibly two) trying to figure out how best to translate these cute families into biscuits.  My favourite is the baby squirrel (above), I think.  Or the baby rabbit crawling (below).  I like the baby ones.

Sylvanian Families Set 1I think if I did them again I could do them better.  I think that a lot but it is generally true – there are very few things that I haven’t improved with practice.  Not least that I couldn’t get them to fit on the 2 layers of my standard box and the larger boxes hadn’t arrived!  Also, one day I’ll post a comparison of my baby biscuits comparing the first set I ever did to the ones I do now, and I still think there is room for improvement!

Sylvanian Families Set 2Really though, I just hope that the person who ordered them, and the person who they were for, liked them.  I didn’t hear anything to the contrary and I go by the old maxim, no news is good news!  I find if there is a problem, people have no problem getting in contact but if things are fine then they just get on with it.  It can leave one a little paranoid though and I’ve not yet mastered the art of the follow up email without sounding needy or like I’m fishing for compliments (she types after having to check whether its the one with an ‘e’ or an ‘i’):

“Dear Customer,

I hope everything was ok with your order.  If you have any comments or feedback, positive only or negative, then please let me know.  tell me you liked them please please please

Many thanks,

Christina”

I’ll just leave it with dignified silence.  No news is good news, right?!


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And so it begins… The Six Nations!

I’m going to be honest here, I am not a big rugby fan.  That might not sound like a big deal but, being Welsh, this is tantamount to sacrilege!  My husband does like a bit of rugby but, lucky for me, is not a die-hard fan.  He is, however, a fan of Die Hard.  As am I.  Awesome film.  The Six Nations is one of two occasions during the year – the other being the Autumn Internationals, where dearest husband does like to watch the rugby.  As a compromise, I get him to look after our son whilst he does so that I can get on with business.  Works for us!

You may find that I blog more over these coming weekends, especially during match times.  This can only be a good thing as far as I’m concerned.  I’ve actually been too busy baking for profit to blog!  Now, when I say baking for profit, I mean people are actually willing to pay me to bake things for them.  “Profit” refers to the fact that I cover my costs and make an hourly wage.  Admittedly my hourly wage is roughly £0.42 but still!  So, as a tenuous link, I’d like to share with you a picture of a cake I did that is shaped like a rugby ball.  In fact, it was pretty much the same size as a standard size 5 rugby ball used in International matches.  Doesn’t hold up so well to drop kicks though.

ImageSo, to all you rugby fans, enjoy the match.  To everyone else, enjoy the cake!


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Beer + Biscuits = Beerscuits. Naturally.

So baking is my thing. I like to bake to unwind, I bake when I’m stressed, sometimes baking makes me stressed (see this post ) but I love it. Like I said, it my thing. But this post is not about baking, well not really. There’s a tenuous link.

Tiny Rebel 1 (HQ)

This post is about my husband’s thing (snigger). For a long time, my husband didn’t have a thing. I’m not sure he would appreciate that sentence but hey ho! At least I am amused. My husband needed a hobby. He’s a software developer (computer programmer) and in his spare time would read about computer programming. Hmmm. Thrilling, no? His only other interests are running and drinking Weston’s Vintage Cider and selected beers, mostly Belgian. It didn’t take a genius (me) to suggest home brewing as a new hobby. Mostly so that I could bake in peace.

Tiny Rebel Open Beer (HQ)

I’m not going to lie, there are days when I regret bringing home brew into our house. I now know far more than I would ever want to about hops, malt, sparging, wort and other things I stopped listening to. But that’s marriage for you. My husband has had to pretend to listen to me for years about baking, feigning interest in pictures, articles and recipes, taking my creations into his office and getting tasting notes off colleagues. It’s only fair I return the favour. Although to be fair the tasting notes thing hasn’t been very successful. “That’s really nice” is about the extent of it. Helpful.

So since the inception of home brew in my marriage almost 6 months ago, there has been a lot of beer talk!  And I’ve even been roped into helping with the bottling process.  I’ve not done too badly with it all, even if I do say so myself.  Except for on a recent trip to London when we went into a pub famous for its beer selection: I ordered a rum.  BIG MISTAKE!  Huge.  Total faux pas.  I won’t be making that mistake again, I tell you!  At least I had the presence of mind not to tell them that I don’t actually LIKE beer.  I think I might’ve been chucked out, had I uttered that blasphemous sentence…  Really!

Tiny Rebel Close Up (HQ)

But onto the tenuous link between beer and baking for this blog post, the Tiny Rebel Brewery.  Its a fantastic brewery local to us (well, in Newport and we are in Cardiff) and has a great pub, Urban Tap House.  Incidentally, Urban Tap House does the best burger I’ve had outside of London.  Plus the barman wasn’t snotty if you didn’t order beer!  (But I did order a half to begin with, having learned by lesson – it was very tasty, actually).  So, for fun, I decided to make my husband a Tiny Rebel biscuit.  It was also a great excuse to get some more practice using my KopyKake projector.  Best toy ever!  I was very pleased with how it came out.  It is my regular vanilla biscuit , flooded with white royal icing and then left to dry overnight.  The bear himself is royal icing too but the red is coloured with a food pen.  I shall be posting my vanilla biscuit recipe in a future post, so keep an eye out for it.

Tiny Rebel Cookie (HQ)I was surprised by the response I got on Twitter when I posted the above picture.  It proved much more popular than I had anticipated.  So much so, I even ended up posting a few to Tiny Rebel themselves!  They seemed to appreciate them, anyway.  And it saved me from eating yet more biscuits.  Result for all involved!

NB This post is not sponsored by Tiny Rebel or Urban Tap House.  My husband just likes their beer.  I like their burgers.  We both liked my “beer-scuits”.

Fire Breathing Dragon Cake

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Fire Breathing Dragon Cake

This presented a bit of a challenge: how to get a dragon to breathe fire? I went for a simple option in the end but I think it was rather effective and as the birthday boy is only 3, I thought a cute dragon would be just the ticket. Plus he can eat the whole thing, wings n all! Good luck with that sugar rush!! (Sorry parents) But don’t get be started on those sodding wings. Attempts #1 and #2 were a disaster. Thank god for rice paper and edible food pens! I’d have been up shit creek with AppleMaps otherwise…


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Brownies: To Frost or Not to Frost

So, I’m on the question for the perfect brownie because … well, why not?  Unfortunately on my first attempt I fear I may have succeeded!  This is obviously devastating news as I had planned to do a whole series of brownie posts (and eat obscene quantities of brownies in the process).  Still, I’ll have to see how this bad boy stands up to the addition of nuts, chocolate chips, salted caramel sauce, fruit (both dried and fresh)…  I think I’ll manage!

I made the “Baked” brownie from the book “Baked: New Frontiers in Baking“.  This is an American cookbook, as most of my baking books tend to be, from the BAKED NYC Bakery and there are some truly scrumptious looking bakes in this treasure. Peanut butter crispy bar, anyone?  And their Sweet & Salty Cake inspired my own salted caramel chocolate cake.  You have to convert the recipes from cups, but that’s not really an issue for me anymore; I can do it in my head!

I’m not going to print the recipe here.  I don’t have permission and I know I’d be annoyed if someone reproduced my recipe without my consent.  (Psst.  Google may help you!)  I’m working on some variations of it though, so when I’ve changed it a bit, I’ll post my recipe then.

But back to the brownies.  The delicious, fudgy brownie that made me want to lock myself in my bedroom like the teenage boy having just discovered, ahem, himself and not come out until I had regained consciousness from my rich chocolate-induced coma.  In fact, I ate so many of these brownies when I first made them that I did indeed make myself feel rather ill.  If I hadn’t made them myself, I would’ve sworn there was crack in them or something.  You have been warned!

I’m not one for cakey brownies, I’m with Baked on that.  Anyone who wants a cakey brownie can, quite frankly, do one.  A cakey brownie is in actual fact a cake.  A chocolate cake.  This is where I understand the no frosting argument the most too: cakey brownie + frosting = cake.  A cake disguised as a brownie.  If that’s what you want, have chocolate cake not a brownie!  And whilst we’re at it, do you know who else can do one?  Those people who think you get a delicious fudgy brownie by undercooking it.  Do one.  You just get raw batter tasting gloop.  A brownie it is not.  You know who you are, so just stop it.

Baked comments that brownies should be unfrosted.  Naked.  A frosted brownie is just a wannabe cake.  I can kind of see their point…

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The not-totally-naked brownie. I had to dust with some cocoa powder. I can never just leave something alone!

The unadulterated (ignore the cocoa powder!) brownie is a delightful thing: rich, fudgy, decadent, chocolatey, delicious.  It seems a much more “adult” treat, like the baked version of 85% posh dark chocolate.  A small, even stingy-looking, amount is sufficient to give the best food high.  This is not a goody you’d give a child, mostly because they’d have to fight you for it.  Remember when your parents would say to you “Oh, you wouldn’t like it”.  This is that time.

Now enter, the frosted brownie…

"Baked" brownie with salted caramel swiss meringue buttercream and yet more cocoa dusting.  I may have a problem...

“Baked” brownie with salted caramel swiss meringue buttercream and yet more cocoa dusting. I may have a problem…

Go on.  Take it all in.  Bask in the glory of that brownie: dense chocolatey goodness topped with light salted caramel swiss meringue buttercream.  This.  Was.  Awesome.

Now  I must confess, this brownie is only topped with salted caramel swiss meringue buttercream because I had some left over that needed using up.  You know, as you do.  Actually, this is a scarily regular occurrence in my house.  And I wonder why I can never shift that last 7lbs…  However, the combination totally worked.  How could it not?!  In fact, when my husband took the leftovers into work – if I’d had these in the house there would have been a further nausea and coma-inducing gorging session – his colleague said that he’d had a “personal moment” upon eating this brownie.

In fact, I think I’m going to have to go and make another batch, just to test that it wasn’t a fluke…


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Final Fantasy VII Cake

Final Fantasy Cake

This is the most recent incarnation of the chocolate cake recipe I recently posted.  This is a 6″ and 8″ chocolate cake, filled with vanilla swiss meringue buttercream coated in chocolate ganache (which I coloured black).  The flames are painted fondant and I modelled the Cloud figure and the Buster sword.  The figure was tricky, to say the least, but the client loved it so that’s all that matters really!  And she later told me it tasted great.  Phew!  I always have a massive fear that I have somehow cocked up on flavour, even though I can pretty much do this recipe in my sleep.  Good to know I’m safe for another cake.  Credit must go to “Celebrate with Cake” for their fantastic cake, which inspired mine.  It’s better than mine too.  I’m just starting out though…  That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!